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If you are open-minded your brains fall.

Go to church does not make a Christian than to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the trip.

Travel invoices in the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Conscience is what hurts when all other parts feel so good.

No man has been murdered while washing dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

The median age is when to change the mind and narrowness of the page size.

Opportunity has always seemed more important to come.

Opportunity has always seemed more important to come.

Experience is a wonderful thing. To be able to recognize a mistake when you do it again.

By the time you can come to make ends meet, they move the ends.